Today is Friday, July 25, the 206th day of 2014 with 159 to follow. The program normally heard between 6 and 10AM will not be heard at that time so we can bring you something at that time worth hearing, so welcome to The Alan Rock Morning Jazz Extravaganza. And for those of you who are first time listeners-- you lucky devils. If I sound sleepy this morning its because I was up late last night. A UFO landed in my back yard, and an extraterrestrial got out and accidentally locked his keys inside. He woke me up to ask if I had a coat hanger. Plus my dog had me up half the night, crying. I must have cried for three hours! I don’t know about you, but I love these hot summer evenings. It was so quiet last night you could hear the crickets chirping ... the frogs croaking and the mosquitoes burping. Speaking about burping, I shouldnt have had enchiladas for breakfast yesterday. All morning long my stomach was issuing severe burp warnings. Boy was it hot last night or what. It was so hot that I could hear my sweat glands pumping. However, I feel great today. But last week I felt so bad that my mortician had me come in for a checkup. Here’s a dating tip for you men. Remember, it’s not always that impressive to wear your scuba gear to Red Lobster. I’LL SEE YOU ON THE RADIO!!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 07:52:07 +0000
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