Today is Monday, July 28, the 209th day of 2014 with 156 to follow. I could have been late this morning. My new digital rooster mal-functioned. On today’s Alan Rock Morning Jazz Extravaganza between 6 and 10AM were gonna boogie forward at warp speed and blow off your retro-tweeters! It was revealed today that for the first time, the Rolling Stones ARE gathering moss. Reportedly, Mick Jagger is smoking it. The Beach Boys are sporting orthopedic surf boards, have a new hit single entitled, Since She Got Sand in Her Poli-Grip, Its Like Kissing the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band. The Post Office is considering closing 3,700 branches because they are so much in the red. Fortunately, the offices could be open for years because the notices of closing will be sent out in the mail. Did you read where major crimes committed against farmers are on the rise? This includes livestock and crop theft, extortion and farmhouse invasion robberies. The problem is growing so rapidly, CBS is rushing to develop a new Fall series called CSI: Green Acres. Todays totally unnecessary social tip. When hosting a dinner party, dont bother mentioning whether or not the cats litter box is dishwasher-safe. I’LL SEE YOU ON THE RADIO!!!
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 07:12:16 +0000
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