Today is National Lazy Day. If youre reading this now, youre already awake and doing it wrong. Go back to sleep, you bum. If you do happen to rise again before the sun sets, remind yourself that today is also Sunday and in true slacker form well be opening at the delayed hour of 4pm. Yeah, thats right; food. Youll need it at some point, no matter how little you plan to accomplish. Lucky for you, sustenance is only a phone call away. Just dial 926-4276, allow some generally comprehensible words to spill out of your mouth, and let us handle the rest. Within an hour, youll find yourself basking in the awesomeness that is pizza delivery. Shove newly delivered za in your face-hole and call it a successfully celebrated internet made-up national holiday.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Aug 2014 14:59:49 +0000
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