Today is National Tell-a-Joke Day! Weve good a good one for you here: A piece of yarn walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender snarls, We dont serve your kind here!. The yarn is forced to leave. While sitting on the curb feeling sorry for himself, the yarn is suddenly hit with a brilliant idea. Working quickly, he ties himself into a knot and unravels his ends. Taking a deep breath, the yarn marches back into the bar and orders a beer. Hey! says the bartender. Aint you that piece of yarn I just threw outta here? Nope, replies the yarn, Im a frayed knot. Tell us your best knitting jokes in the comments below!
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 07:20:01 +0000
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