Todays Funny: A mortgage banker and a Realtor get into a car accident and its a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the professionals is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the mortgage banker sees the Realtors NAR sticker and says, So youre a Realtor. Im a mortgage banker. Just look at our cars. Theres nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days. The Realtor replies, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from above. The mortgage banker continues. And look at this. Heres another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of California Chardonnay didnt break. Surely some power above wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then he hands the bottle to the Realtor. The Realtor agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the mortgage banker. The mortgage banker takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the Realtor. The Realtor asks, Arent you having any? The mortgage banker replies, No...I think Ill wait for the police.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 01:49:44 +0000
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