Todays Funny! We are getting closer and closer!!! ;) An elderly gentleman.... Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, Your hearing is perfect... Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again. The gentleman replied, Oh, I havent told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. Ive changed my will three times! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: Slim, Im 83 years old now and Im just full of aches and pains. I know youre about my age. How do you feel? Slim says, I feel just like a newborn baby. Really!? Like a newborn baby!? Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple had dinner at another couples house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly. The other man said, What is the name of the restaurant? The first man thought and thought and finally said, What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one thats red and has thorns. Do you mean a rose? Yes, thats the one, replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, Rose, whats the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Posted on: Tue, 04 Mar 2014 04:52:15 +0000
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