Todays Headlines in the news... Someone blew up some other people just because they had bombs and didnt like them....Some celebrity died suddenly and another conspiracy theory is born....Some Politician once again surprised their supporters by voting the opposite of the way they were supposed to....Some Bankster got away with stealing someones home and bought a bigger one for themselves....Some Corporation increased their profit margin by firing more people and fitting their plant with more robotic workers....Somebody is reading this news and thinking Hey! That same exact stuff happened yesterday too! Please stay tuned as WE develop these and other stories for the purpose of making you depressed and apathetic and afraid. Coming UP Next! Stories to cheer you up and distract you! Some football star is a secret Alien...Some Desperate Housewife divorced some guy so she can marry another loser....and the President of the United States is going to hold a press conference to tell us about his golf score and his approval rating! Amazing coincidence! We have had leaks that its the SAME NUMBER! Dont touch that remote!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 14:40:09 +0000
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