Toilet Designer: You know how toilet seats currently only touch a small portion of a persons rear? Toilet Design Manager: Yeah? Toilet Designer: I think we can increase that portion to enable maximum touching. Toilet Design Manager: My MBA confirms that more is always better. Toilet Designer: By shaping the toilet seat to the exact contours of the human thigh and rump, we should be able to increase the amount of toilet seat touching by 300%. Toilet Design Manager: Or roughly quadruple the restroom enjoyment - Im with you. Toilet Designer: To test this out, we need a launch customer. Im thinking airports. Who appreciates rump cradling more than travel weary passengers? Toilet Design Manager: Makes perfect sense. Toilet Designer: I mean, after cramming double suitcases into a tiny stall, what could be more life affirming than a gentle caress along the entirety of the human thigh to let a passenger know hes important? Toilet Design Manger: Theres literally no way I could be happier right now. Make it happen. - Conversation I imagine transpiring at some point given OHares extra touchy-feely toilet seats.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Jul 2014 14:29:01 +0000
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