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Tom gets a text from his next door neighbour. Hi Tom, this is Bill next door. I have to admit that I have been tapping your wife for the last six months. Guilt has got the better of me and I feel I have to come clean and apologise to you. Hope you arent too upset. Sorry. Bill. Immediately Tom goes the cupboard, takes out his shotgun, loads it and returns to the front room and shoots his wife. Five minutes later Tom gets another text. Tom, this is Bill again. Sorry, that should have read Wifi. BEWARE OF PRE-EMPTIVE TEXT.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:38:36 +0000

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