Tom is cruising down the highway way over the speed limit. Cop pulls him over. Sorry officer, guess the speedometer got away from me. Happens every time I get hammered and try to drive home. What?! Youre intoxicated? Well I needed a stiff drink after I shot that guy! Its okay though, I managed to fit the body in the trunk. Sir, keep your hands where I can see them. Give me your license and registration right now. Well I would but its in the glove box where I threw the gun, its still pretty bloody and I dont want it to fall out until its dried. Do. Not. Move. Im calling for back-up. Back-up gets there. Second officer gets out, and says Sir, please open your trunk. Tom opens it. Clean as a whistle. Please show me your glove box. Tom opens it. Clean as a whistle, along with his license and registration. Ill need you to take a breathalyzer. Tom blows a .00 Well whats going on? This officer said you had a dead body in the trunk, a bloody gun in the glove box and were drunk. Tom says, Ha, I bet he said I was speeding, too.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 05:46:54 +0000
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