Tonya Folsom and some of our kids are travelling, so it is time for a long overdue Facebook Confession. This one is a letter. Dear Old Man Johnson, You falsely accused Randy and I of missing our targets with our BB Guns and putting a hole in your shed. Later, we were proved innocent, and you were a little embarrassed in front of the whole neighborhood. Maybe that is why you always seemed like you hated us. That was no excuse for what we did in return. To prove our marksmanship, we shot the petals off of every plastic daisy windmill decoration that you and your wife ever put in the yard. I know you thought that the wind eventually blew the petals off of those things because they were poorly made, but I assure you, they were built like tanks. We owe you a few dozen of them at least and Im sorry for our immature response to your mean grumpy disposition. Sincerely, Jim Folsom P.S. Im also sorry that I waited until you had been dead for over 30 years to confess. P.S.S. When we are all in heaven, if you ever find yourself needing a new garage door, that is on me and Randy as well. Ill explain later.
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 17:13:22 +0000
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