Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating: 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, Great Keith Richards mask! and youre not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, Trick or ... and cant remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that wont dislodge your hairpiece. 2. Youre the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.
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