Top Ten Signs Your Coach May Have a Mild Concussion: 10. He wont let his jammer wear the jammer panty. Claims, No, thats just what theyll expect us to do! 9. Hes still preaching knee starts. 8. Tries to infiltrate refs by wearing stripes - regrettably, theyre horizontal. 7. Keeps asking where Ellen Page is. 6. Shows up to the Captains meeting dressed as a pirate. 5. Communicates with his team only through short bursts of a vuvuzela. 4. Keeps referring to everyone by their actual given name. 3. Complains that after calling a timeout, game began a minute later without him calling Time in! 2. Keeps shouting, Wheres the ball?!? Wheres the ball?!? 1. Misses scrimmage night before the game on doctors orders to take it easy. Writes a top ten list to fill the time til his brain gets better. Go Garden State Bruisers!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Feb 2014 00:34:00 +0000
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