Top things wedding photographers (Ill be honest its me) want to say to wedding guests but cant : 1. Move your fat head out of the way. 2. If you photo bomb this I will shiv you with a toothbrush. 3. I wonder if his iPad will fit up that guys ass. 4. Dont touch my cameras mofo. 5. Lean into the aisle and you die. 6. Blink again. I double dare you. 7. Unhand my ass cheek please grandma. 8. Oh you like to photograph landscapes? No one cares. 9. Contrary to popular belief, Id rather you didnt dry hump me on the d floor. Grandma. 10. Your iPhone photo of the cake cutting is way more important than mine. Id love to miss some more important moments. ;) Bring on the 12th. Right?
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 14:36:56 +0000
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