Toronto mayor, Rob Ford, has just publicly admitted to having smoked crack whilst in office. Oh, and hes still in office. I love this guy. Hes a big, burly, doughy, mountain of a man. Exorbitantly not thin. What are they putting in Canadian crack these days? Canadian bacon grease? Does every vile of crack come with a side of fries? This man is the largest specimen of a crack head the crack community has ever seen. Evidently, in Canadia, crack isnt whack, its packed with mac-n-cheese. Geez. At least mayor Ford hasnt been shooting smack, for surely the city would give him flack, and nary any slack, but for huffing crack no one says jack. 10 Canadian bucks says should he seek reelection, hell be back. (Sorry for referencing crack so many times, but I am at Genoa Russian ass pizza. Cant help myself). Election day here in Pgh. Erection day--assuming politics gets you hot and bothered, and has you slobbering at the polls. Personally, I have a hard on for future mayor Peduto. One might say its akin to mister peduto head, with but one eye. A White House spokesman has just stated that as prez Obamas approval rating once again plummets, that the president cant go back in time. Great. Another broken campaign promise. I was looking forward to going back to 1992 so I could skip having seen Pearl Jam perform live; that memory will haunt me to my grave. Senator Rand Paul announces he will make changes after having recently been accused of plagiarism. To quote the representative, 4 score and 7 years ago we will never surrender nothing to fear but I knew Jack Kennedy and read my lips dong a longa ding dong I want to hold your hand watcha talking about Willis kiss my grits Aye Carumba damn it Jim Im a doctor not a politician wheres the beef I have a dream Mr Gorbachev tear down this wall do you feel lucky, punk. I wonder if Casey Anthony voted today...
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 19:55:40 +0000
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