Train mai Warning likhi thi....... Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. Sardar- Waah ji Waah.., Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof??? BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki, Logo Se Biwi Control Nhi Hoti To Saas Par kaise Control Kare. Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega, Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he. --------------- --------------- Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G. Ans: Its Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G. --------------- --------------- Mayawati came 2 lalus housewith an elephant, Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho? Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu. --------------- --------------- Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai --------------- --------------- TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti? STUDENT: Fire Brigade. TEACHER: Wo Q? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi --------------- --------------- Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy? Boy:I won dis in a running race Girl:How many persons participated? Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME. --------------- --------------- Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer? Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping. --------------- --------------- Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage. Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi... --------------- --------------- Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai? Girl:20 years Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi? Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h........
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