Traumatic drive to work tonight. I shut my cardigan in the car door and it spent the journey soaking up rain like a tampon. Next I learned that important lesson that my car will not pull away in 4th no matter how much I swear at it. Then in an attempt to scratch my face while going over a speed bump a little to fast I almost gave myself a frontal labotamy when my index finger shot up my nose at around 49mph only stopping when it reached the squishy matter that must be my brain. After quickly withdrawing my finger my eyes watered so much I couldnt see where I was going and drifted round the last corner to work. My face doesnt itch anymore though :)
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 19:56:24 +0000
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