Trevies advice on ticks: 1. From now on assume that anything you find on your skin is a tick and not just daycare dirt or fuzz. 2. If you follow step 1, please refer to the internet for actual removal technique. If not, you probably pulled it off and now have a live tick between your thumb and forefinger with possible parts still under your skin. 3. When you realize it is indeed a tick, you should fling it with great force at the floor. This may take a couple tries because it is now trying to bury itself into your finger. Squealing is optional. 4. When it hits the floor, it will try to flip itself over onto its little legs and crawl away. This is when you take off your shoe and start hitting it repeatedly with great force all the while chanting in your deepest scariest voice Die, tick! Die!. 5. Once it is either embedded into your shoe or in pieces, you can wrap it in toilet paper and drop it into the toilet flushing immediately. Doing the tick is in the toilet dance is now optional. (Make sure your college student is not videoing any of this process) 6. Flush toilet several more times just to be safe. 7. Badger your spouse to the point of no return about what to do about the possible pieces of tick that may still be under your skin. This is indeed a stressful time that would fall under the for worse category of marriage vows. 8. Share your stressful experience with your facebook friends so they know what to do in the event of a tick.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:40:57 +0000
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