Tried to buy a Dr Pepper in the basement of Couch this morning. I was feelin good, so I was doing my Jay Leno impression (as I do when Im feelin good), perfecting the subtle nuances of his head bobbles and voice squeaks as I put the money in the machine. This lasted about 10 minutes but it was okay since I was alone. Turns out I wasnt. Probably the most attractive girl I have ever seen in my life was standing in the corner of the basement the entire time. I wheeled around to look at her. We locked eyes for an uncomfortably long time. I was surprised and embarrassed so I didnt know what to say. H-having a good day? She nodded her head. Good, good. I panicked and didnt know what else to do, so I speed walked to the stair doors and opened them. Turns out it was the maintenance closet. I went inside anyway because I didnt want to look like a chump. I was so ashamed that I waited 15 minutes to come out. I also left my Dr Pepper in the soda machine. When I finally came out to retrieve it, it was gone. Worst morning of all time.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:20:47 +0000
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