True Detective Spoily Spoils. Hey, dark edged show that seems to revel in bringing in outre ideas to the mainstream? How are you go finish up?! Heaven is real. Look, at the end, Rustin got an image of heaven. I stole dialogue from Alan Moores Top Ten and we are going to identify ourselves as agents of a universal good despite our compromised, disastrous personal moralities. When we set up straight redemption and promise of an afterlife, it wont compromise Rustins gloomy morality at all! In fact, all those kids the King killed? Heaven!!!!! With all the Narnia kids except the slutty one! Oh, umn... Dont worry though, well take a really great idea for a serial murderer, then shoot him down in a Silence of the Lambs, 8MM style tense showdown youve many times seen before! Like Millenium did, every episode. Remember that show, the industrial microwave... ugh. Back on topic... What about all that other stuff about Carcosa and the King? How does a sub-literate know about Branes and M-Theory? Where they worshiping it since their founding? Or since Branes were discovered? Presumably the 30s... Or was it some Dogon, Sirius III stuff? Shut up Christian! No one likes you when youre being picky! But for your information, they wont talk to anyone, just point guns at them. Despite your redemptive, almost Christian-themed ending that made your flirtation with Lovecraftian themes laughable... will you at least still be well-acted and directed? Yes! Will like the gory bits and the amazing set? You already did. None of this is real, Christian. Its a way of making people not so mad when you disagree. So why did they leave the first girl out to be found? What the first victim? Yeah, they had dozens of buried bodies and live torture victims and other things at the house. Why go leave that girl hanging up from the tree? And why didnt they do all the horrible things they did to other victims? Go. Now. So, Little Frankensteins wife forgiving him. That didnt seem like a really weak theme? He goes from tortured to reuinted with three women he terrorised because of a month in hospital? I mean, weak sauce... Christian, you are a cripple. If we fight, you will die. Seriously though, is the second season True Detective going to be called Warriors of Light? Will they have lightsabers? Or guns that can only be wielded by the pure of heart? Will they meet up with the Irish sheila from Touched by an Angel? Jesus Christian, its just a tv show! FINIS
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 10:39:20 +0000
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