True story. I am in the Verizon store in Brandon tonight buying a screen protector for Stacys phone. I pick out the one she wants, go to the check out place. The new girl behind the counter starts asking me questions to input into her computer for future Verizon propaganda campaigns. She looks at me and says, Do you have a first name? Silence befalls the transaction momentarily. I squinted my eyes to the point where it gently lifts my top lip revealing my front teeth something like a curtain being slowly pulled off a piano keyboard. I looked at her and said, No mam. She looks back and asks, Are you kidding me? I could not help but smile at her and say, Of course I am, my name is Dale.
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 01:39:36 +0000
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