Truths for Mature Humans I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said? I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year? There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 21:52:16 +0000
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