Trying to explain the premise of Twilight to tp is hilarious. - TopicsExpress



          

Trying to explain the premise of Twilight to tp is hilarious. (SPOILER ALERT!) Well, Bella moves to Forks, mopes, meets Edward and moons over him for 400 pages. Surprise! He is a vampire! He takes her to meet his family, the Cullens, and another vampire coven drops by for tea. The other coven says We want to eat you, Bella and the Cullens say No Way. The other coven says Way. Then Edward sucks the poison out. Fin. tps response: you cant suck out vampire venom! I have so much to say about this response.....
Posted on: Mon, 03 Feb 2014 14:29:18 +0000

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