#TuesdayTip: Dont fall for it. Monday, Tuesday and half of Wednesday are actually co-conspirators. Here are your #PassiveAggressiveHoroscopes and #Affirmations: ARIES: The fact that your heart is thinking something different affects your ability to communicate what you think you want. Touch base with it. Aries Affirmation: “If my communicative wires are crossed, it’s because what I want and what I think I want need to be aligned. Like, now.” TAURUS: If you’re riding the emotional roller coaster, you need to restrain your tongue. To protect others AND yourself. Taurus Affirmation: “When I feel out of control and forlorn, my acerbic wit goes for the jugular. I need a gimp mask or something.” GEMINI: Balance and middle ground. Two concepts that continually elude you, even though they look good on paper. Grey, dammit. Gemini Affirmation: “I am the benevolent dictator in the Dual City State of Bifurcation – there’s gotta be a way to compromise or integrate.” CANCER: Your façade of inner Strength cracks, holding back the flood of emotions. Instead of going on the offensive, repair. Yourself. Cancer Affirmation: “I must remember that I don’t have to be ‘strong’ every day – I am entitled to some nurturing as well.” LEO: Wonder what your master plan seems to be going smoothly? Because it has to be revisited and tweaked. Aggravating, right?! Leo Affirmation: “Of course. Just when I think things are working out the way I want, I have to make sure they’re actually what I want.” VIRGO: You’re minding your own business, when emotions hit you like a sudden urge to pee. Find the metaphorical bathroom. Virgo Affirmation: “If I am overwhelmed by emotion, I have to watch my blurting, because avoidance is easier/better than time travel.” LIBRA: Your professional acuity may be compromised by unexpected, heavy emotions. Feel free to adjourn gargantuan decisions. Libra Affirmation: “I almost feel like Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar. We all have those days. We just have to work our way through them.” SCORPIO: In the swirling chaos around you, you may feel tempted to flirt with a dangerous person or concept. Keep it in your pants. Scorpio Affirmation: “When there’s a tornado warning, I really shouldn’t go swimming with a metal bikini and a lightning rod...” SAGITTARIUS: When you’re ultra defensive, it’s because there are underlying emotions that you are trying to strangle, that refuse to die. Sag Affirmation: “It actually takes strength to accept that I am vulnerable. I need to work it out with my emotions, not stifle them.” CAPRICORN: You may be feeling uncharacteristically self-destructive, whether it’s for a thrill or to test the Universe. Don’t do it. Capricorn Affirmation: “If I’m in a George R.R. Martin novel, I probably shouldn’t play Russian Roulette or drink what’s in the punch bowl.” AQUARIUS: Ideas and feelings are best shared with someone trustworthy. In your world, they are commodities, after all. Aquarius Affirmation: “Only one who has my trust and affection can be my confidante. I love people but not indiscriminately.” PISCES: You may be challenged by someone, but you have to keep in mind that you don’t need to prove yourself all the time. Pisces Affirmation: “Instead of stooping to this person’s level, I should react gracefully and remind myself he/she’s an asshole.”
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 15:26:21 +0000
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