Tuesdays Funnies Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream prejudice these days................ A customer asked, In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage? The clerk asks, Are you Polish? The guy , clearly offended, says, Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish? The clerk says, No, I probably wouldnt. The guy says, Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if Im Polish? The clerk replied, Because youre in Home Depot.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 13:11:55 +0000
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