Turns out, this was not the first fence jumper who mannaged to illude the Secret Service, as reported by the Wa Post this morning: December, 2002: “White House fence jumper makes it to Situation Room, serves as highly influential foreign policy advisor for six months before being caught.” November, 2009: “The intruder signed 3 bills and paused for a brief photo with the president of Burundi before he was apprehended.” January 2010: “After a refeshing nap in the Lincoln bedroom, the fence jumper took Bo for a walk.” March, 2010: “WH intruder made himself a sandwich, watched 3 eps of Everybody Loves Raymond and took a nap before getting caught.” August, 2010: “White House jumper also apparently made several recess appointments before being apprehended.” February, 2011: “White House intruder actually live-tweeted entire event, also vacuumed steps, began baking cookies.” May, 2013: “White House intruder gets to the East Room, speaks to the nation on dangers of climate change.”
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 14:14:46 +0000
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