Turns out you cant take a leisurely shit in Tesco at this time of - TopicsExpress



          

Turns out you cant take a leisurely shit in Tesco at this time of night without being plunged into blackness after two minutes. Cunting eco-friendly lights. I now have to scramble from this cubicle with a shitty arse so I can turn the lights back on. I have a feeling this will end with me pathetically trying to tell a Police Officer this story as an innocent child who just wanted a piss is cradled in the arms of a counselor.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 20:16:25 +0000

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