Twas a week before Christmas and all through the house Not a creature wa stirring, not even a mouse The beds needed changing The windows were grey Theirs not enough clean mugs to last through the day. The presents were unwrapped The cards were unwritten There wasnt a space on which you could sit on The washing was damp And the bathroom was grimy The veg in the rack were wrinkled and slimey The cupboards were empty The bathroom full of algae The turkey is sat on the shelf still, at Aldi. But I do not care About the mess and the fuss Cos Ive reached level one hundred on candy crush I
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 20:08:24 +0000
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