Two Types of Friends A friend won’t throw you under the bus . . . a best friend will tackle you and fall under the bus with you. A friend will hold your hair or glasses when you drank too much . . . a best friend will be next to you at the toilet. A friend will give you a ride when you ask for one . . . a best friend will give you a ride when you don’t ask for one. A friend will split the last cookie with you . . . a best friend will create an elaborate challenge where the winner gets the cookie and gloating rights. A friend will tell you why you shouldn’t date someone . . . a best friend will support you and have an ‘I told you so’ speech planned for the inevitable. A friend will have you as part of their bridal party . . . a best friend will have you as part of their bridal party and have you sign a ‘I will get him/her there alive’ contract. A friend will help you stay out of trouble with the cops . . . a best friend will be running alongside you and say ‘So worth it!’ A friend will cordially remind you that you borrowed something . . . a best friend will start stealing your belongings until you return it. A friend will lie for you . . . a best friend will lie for both of you. A friend will start stories with ‘remember when’ . . . a best friend will start stories with ‘I have no idea how old we were, but’. A friend will visit you when you’re old and gray . . . a best friend will be on the porch with you and still trying to get you to laugh at bad jokes.
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 09:29:40 +0000
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