Two blind pilots get on the plane. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog on a harness and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The engines begin turning faster and then the plane begins its roll and moves faster and faster down the runway. The people sitting in the window seats realize theyre headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air and begins its climb. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, Ya know, Bob, one of these days, theyre gonna scream too late and were all gonna die!
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 21:12:47 +0000
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