Two jokes, nothing to do with taxi drivers other than one of my customers wrote them down for me on the way to Heathrow. They were off to Barbados, but I am still waiting on the rank. (sad face) Sent to me by John at Harlow Cabs Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, I almost had an affair with another woman. The priest said, What do you mean, almost? The Irishman said, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest said, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put £50 in the poor box. The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, I saw that. You didnt put any money in the poor box! The Irishman replied, Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, thats the same as putting it in! Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. The priest said, Confess your sins and be forgiven. The young woman said, Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times. The priest thought long and hard and then said, Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice. The young woman asked, Will this cleanse me of my sins? The priest said, No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 08:58:12 +0000
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