Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said: Youre crazy! Youll never be able to outrun that bear! Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear. If you know that, why are you changing shoes? Well, the way I figure it, the first lawyer replied, I dont have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 18:13:34 +0000
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