Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery . As they were jumping the big tree amasekela kumanda chija , 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag . Few minuets later A … drunkard on his way from a local brewery point(kukachatso) passes near the cemetery and heard a voice: One for me, one for u. One for me, one for u. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the priest. “Father father pls come with me’come and witness God &Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for u, one for me, one for u, one for me, one for u. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says:aise,nanga awiri ali pakhomo polowelapo” , Atangomva zimenezi abusa ndi chidakwa analiyasa liwiro la ntondo odowoka. Even the priest almost passed church gate shouting "holy ghost fire! we are not dead yet!"
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 08:56:24 +0000
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