Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot” one of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate’ but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag . Few minuets later A drunkard on his way from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice: “One for me, one for you. “One for me, one for you” He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest. “Father!! father!! pls come with me ‘come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery.” They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you.. Suddenly the voice stop counting and says: “What about the two at the gate?” Friends, come see marathon ….even the priest almost pass church gate !!!shouting we are not dead yet oooooooo!!! Good morning! My beloved brethren And have a Great and sweeter days ahead,! I love you all
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 08:42:02 +0000
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