Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges 4rm a neighbor n decided 2 go to a calm place 2 share d lot equally. One of dem suggested d nearby cemetery. As dey were jumping d big gate to enter d cemetery, two oranges fell out of d big bag but dey didnt bother 2 pick dem since dey had enough in d bag.Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way frm a bar, passed near d cemetery gate n heard a voice saying: one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u....He immediately sobered up n ran as fast as he could 2 a church nearby, for d priest...Father, pls come wit me . Come n witness God n satan sharing corpse @ d cemetery...Dey both ran back 2 d cemetery gate n d voice continued : one 4 me, one 4 u, one 4 me, one 4 u...Suddenly, d voice stopped counting n said:wat about d two @ d gate?...Come see marathon race!..d priest almost ran pass d church gate..shouting: We are not dead yet oohh!!!
Posted on: Thu, 07 Nov 2013 18:34:08 +0000