Two old ladies meet in Heaven... SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. Howd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. SYLVIA: So, what happened? WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died! SYLVIA: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer -- wed both still be alive
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 11:45:41 +0000
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