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Two related funny stories from my house... Last night, my wife and I stepped outside to smoke, and the air was rank with the smell of sulfur, conversation went something like this: me: It smells like farts out here. Jen: Farts? Plural? Have you ever actually smelled FARTS? me: Have you ever been on a plane?! Im weve all smelled FARTS- u- just we didnt know it was more than one because we cant differentiate the different stinks. Jen: ... pffft So last night, we got a call letting Jen know that one of the properties she manages has a gas leak and the city was shutting off the gas to that building. About 10 am I texted her to see how it was going: me: hows your gas problem? Jen: smells like farts. me: bwahahahahaha Jen: oh you mean the gas leak? dont know theyre working on it. youtu.be/xQ3zjhW7czw
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 18:57:27 +0000

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