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Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a flight to Vancouver from Singapore. I think everyones asleep, lets go. This ones empty... nobodys looking... You go in first. Its a bit cramped - let me sit down. Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on. Sniff.. Sniff... Ah perfume - you think of everything!” This is great...! (Long deep sighs)... Suddenly a voice erupts over the intercom and then...This is the Captain speaking... To those two people in the rear toilet. We know what youre doing and it is expressly forbidden by Airline Regulations. Now put out those cigarettes and take the condom off the smoke detector!”
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 18:47:07 +0000

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