Two voices, one male and one female, overheard on a plane: I think everyones asleep, lets go. This ones empty... no-ones looking... you go in first. Its a bit cramped - let me sit down! Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on. Sniff, sniff, Ah perfume - you think of everything! This is great..... (long sigh!) Static on the loud speaker, then a new voice: This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what youre doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations. Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector.
Posted on: Fri, 22 Nov 2013 03:57:22 +0000
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