• U collects babe number u use chick save am. Shey her mama na fowl? • U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian? • U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve different kinds of phone calls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sister, u be MTN customer care agent? • U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom & understanding? • U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen? • Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich man u say she b gold digger, bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well • Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000. Abeg Were she wan fix am? ontop that coconut head? • U have 8 tribal marks, stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra? • U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheating aunty, u be mechanic? • U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheating.. uncle, u be photographer? • He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings? • You dey pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, u be scholarship board? • U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur ANCESTOR. • Your babe is licking ice cream... ure drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic? • U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician? Na joke o. Dont laff along.. Hahahaha!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Mar 2014 14:10:06 +0000
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