U2 guitarist, the Edge, celebrated his birthday yesterday. He closed his eyes, made a wish, & blew out the candles on his cake. But, when he opened his eyes...He was still the Edge from U2. He turned 53 while his hair line & over all appearance turned 62. Happy belated to all 3 of them. His fans said they wanted to do something that would surprise him. So they decided to actually exist. As a gag gift, his band mates filled the laminated pages of a binder with embarrassing photos theyve taken of him over the years. So U2 has made yet another album that hes not excited about. People Magazine recently called him the worlds top guitarist. People Magazine deciding on the worlds best musician is like Hustler Magazine deciding on the worlds best dressed. FDA has placed a warning on everyone of Edges guitar solos: Caution Side Effects May Include-Dizziness, Drowsiness, & Wondering How Expensive He Must Assume Guitar Lessons Cost. There are 10 reasons why he sucks at guitar...his fingers. If you listen to a U2 song backwards, youll hear subliminal secret Satanic messages. Even worse, if you play a U2 song forwards...youll hear U2. The Edge is the reason more fans have been upset since the invention of the air conditioner. The only thing worse than U2 is U2. Charles Mansion also had his bday yesterday but hes much different than the Edge. Ones a crazy, terrible, horrible monster that deserves to die for what hes done and the other one is Charles Mansion.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 09:17:41 +0000
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