Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called amobacter caninii has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after Baby has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys. Amobacter caninii usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). Amobacter caninii is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a pack mentality or like the potato chip commercial, you cant have just one. Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Surgeon Generals Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use
Posted on: Sat, 23 Nov 2013 00:04:31 +0000
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