VAULT OF SHAME - 25 WORST MOVIES EVER! #3 The Human Centipede (2009) Subtitled: The First Sequence, you can already guess that there is a sequel. As of right now I havent seen the sequel, ergo its not on this list. Same thing goes for the remake of I Spit On Your Grave. These horror movies keep getting made and I dont know why. This piece of crap starts off like a semi-decent regular ole horror movie. Two somewhat attractive college women are vacationing in Europe. They go to a house in the middle of nowhere (because they are stupid) and meet a doctor that makes Kevorkian look like Santa Claus. Okay, so for those who doesnt know what its about, its about a doctor who surgically sews people together. He breaks their jaw and sews into the butthole of the person in front of the other one. So in this first sequence, theres only 3 people, the two women and some other random guy. I dont even need to comment. I mean, the sequel has a whole lot more people, making it a longer centipede. Im not the only hater out there; The late great Roger Ebert said that this was one of the few times in his career where he couldnt finish a movie. So, yeah. This movie sucks and its just for so many obvious reasons. This is what you do to rapists and molesters. This should not be a movie. This is also by far the worst movie Ive seen (so far) that was released in my lifetime.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 14:26:51 +0000
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