Vasectomy Pre-Op A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take off all of his clothes. When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes off all of her clothes and climbs on top and has her way with him. Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about? The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker. The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room. While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating. Curious, the man asks, What are they doing in there? The nurse responds, Theyre preparing for vasectomies too, and they all have medical insurance provided by Humana but you have ObamaCare, . You dont have to perform your own surgical procedure either.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 22:43:43 +0000
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