Very very bad things happen in this world. I am aware. I dont know why and how (I just asked myself:,,Is it July, already? How come?), but I am painfully aware of a lot of bad things. And Im educated. I dont watch TV. Mostly. Nevertheless, the biggest conspiracy to weaken the female population of the western world (at least) with any kind of internet connection found its way into my mind. I would have cried like the Brazilians after the football match with Germany, but I sweat too much. Its both salt water, one has to decide, apparently. #RyanGosling is becoming a dad. Even Jezebel says it. It must be true. We knew this day would come. But how do you prepare for anything like this? Sure, they gave us Benedict Cumberbatch. But hes real (I touched him, I MUST know). Ryan Gosling however is...I dont know. Have I ever seen a movie hes playing in? Dont know. Have I ever heard him speaking? Dont know. Have I ever seen Ryan Gosling moving at all? Dont know. Is he human? Rather not, I assume. But again, I dont know. Yet, I fell deeply into the Ryan Gosling trap. Too deep for a self claimed feminist and someone who touched Benedict Cumberbatch(s jacket). My conclusion? This is phase two of the Gosling Mission to destruct female intelligence. Sitting in our offices, at our desks at universities, companies and organizations of various importance we are out of reach for Boko Haram, catholic grandmothers or other fundamentalists. While its quite easy to manipulate a lot of male brains, as it seems, just by letting them get drunk and watch dudes in shorts and knee socks run around after a ball on a huge green field, there are still these obnoxious people, like some women, who dont get it. Maybe there have been to many women using social media to brag about their reading comprehension. I dont know. Hell, I dont know how I got into this shit myself. I dont know what month it is...and this is getting too long. My point is: this is a conspiracy! Please shoot me, when I start posting Hey girl, you look more beautiful than ever, after the pregnancy or Hey girl, go to bed, Ill stay awake and bring you breakfast to bed tomorrow memes. Damn. See? It works. Shoot me now!
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 07:08:56 +0000