Via Parikshat Parihar 1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha.Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha tha.. Angrez aadmi se puchta hai yahan India me konse jagah ghumne wale nahi hain ? Aadmi : Punjab , Hariyana , Jammu ngrez : Kyun ye teen bharat me nahi hain kya ? Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me mahabharat hain Angrez : oh quite dangerous to go to these states. . (Few Moments later) Angrez : How I will come to know person is from which state ? Aadmi : Baitha rah...abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga!!! Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye Hariyanavi hai Angrez : Mai baat kaise karunga isse ? Aadmi : Thodi der baitha rah apni mucho pe tav de chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... Angrez ne waisa hi kiya ,mucho pe tav diya... Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ke aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chala raha hai re bavli punch.. Angrez chup ! Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aye... Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjab hai Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ? Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs puch 12 baj gaye kya Angrez ne waisa hi kiya Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ? Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav utha ke patak diya angrez ko . . Sardar to angrez : abe tujhe mai manmohan singh lagta hun jo kuch bolunga nahi!!! Pahle se laal tha angrez aur laal hogaya Angrez bola Aadmi se : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana ke darshan to ho gaye Jammu ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . Aadmi Bola : Pitwa kaun raha hai. JAMMU ROCKS
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 08:14:49 +0000