Vince McMahon, Bill Gates, and Donald Trump die in an airplane crash. The three billionaires then stand before God. God looks at Bill Gates and says, "Before I let you in to my kingdom, tell me what you truly believed on earth." Bill steps forward and says, "I believe that with the right amount of technology, we as a people can reach the farthest imaginings possible. I think that the universe is an obstacle we can overcome." God nods. The gates of heaven open. "You may enter Mr. Gates." He then looks to Trump. "And you? What were your beliefs?" Trump steps forward, "Well God, I believe that no person in the world should be without. I think the reason people are in poverty is because they are to lazy to get out of it. Anyone can be a billionaire. Anyone could make a fortune with the right amount of will power." God nods, "Mr. Trump. You may enter." God then looks to Vince. "And what do you believe?" Vince swaggers over to the throne of God, puts his foot up on the steps of his throne, looks God square in the eyes and says, "I believe that you are in my seat."
Posted on: Tue, 10 Sep 2013 23:31:41 +0000
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