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WARNING!! Be extra careful this Saturday, April 19, entering the City of East Point (the most dangerous suburb in America). You may be accosted by wonderful smells at the EPMSA Farmer’s Market and Food Truck Court, as well as assailed by merchants hawking their wares. Saturday morning beginning at 9:00 AM There is a particularly notorious section of town known as Jefferson Park. Please be careful going through there as well this Saturday. You may find some criminally low prices at the JPNA Spring Yard Sale. You may also need to be careful about being assaulted, by some diminutive egg-seekers at the annual Easter Egg Hunt sponsored by Jefferson Avenue Baptist Church. These minute ruffians will be on the prowl beginning at 11:00 AM. You might get a head start on them by showing up in the Fellowship Hall between 10:30 – 10:45 AM. The church is located at 1150 Jefferson Avenue. And certainly be careful about those who may rob their gardens, trees, or shrubs, to being flowers, or other colorful vegetation to aid and abet in the decorating of the Community Cross, also at Jefferson Avenue Baptist Church. Members of our Flower Committee will be at the Cross to receive these “hot” items from Noon until 2:00 PM. Then be very careful the following morning and be on the lookout for a group meeting on the front steps of Jefferson Avenue Baptist Church for an Easter Sunrise Service. A confidential informant tells me that they plan to meet at 7:00 AM for the Sunrise Service, then again at 10:45 AM for their Easter Service. (Hat tip to Robby Jackson)
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 19:28:02 +0000

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