WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Americans sent over a hundred million Father’s Day messages on Sunday, the National Security Agency reported today. The number, while robust, falls short of the hundred and twenty million Mother’s Day messages collected by the N.S.A. in May... N.S.A. director General Keith B. Alexander: “On the whole, mothers take Mother’s Day more seriously—if the e-mails we read by mothers whose children forgot are any indication.” ...the agency collected...two to three million such e-mails from angry mothers this year. The N.S.A. director added that the agency had not foiled any terror plots over the weekend but did uncover between thirty and forty thousand extramarital relationships.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:16:28 +0000
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