WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE AMERICAN INDIAN At bed time, kids would leave RC Cola and frybread for the big guy. There would be a bingo packer under every tree. Santa would be leaving coal at ever good Navajo boy or girl His elves would never show up for work on Fridays and sometimes Mondays too. His sleigh would need a boost every other state or province. His outfit would consist of a red flannel ribbon shirt, with matching leggins, moccasins and beaded black belt with matching beaded rimmed hat, all to match his oversized gift bag. Underneath it all would be a beaded thong with a small delicate plume attached to the back. Indian preference hiring would require Hopis and other Pueblo Indians to fit in to those teeny tiny elf outfits. According to Indian time, Our gifts would arrive in February.
Posted on: Sun, 10 Nov 2013 09:10:40 +0000
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